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Creo que era en la época en que el morrón Rotchen hacía las veces de nº 2 de huracán buceo de Uruguay. El pasaba por su mejor momento, su coleta crecía a pasos agigantados, los invisibles importados de la mesopotamia sueca estaban más baratos, el átomo desinflamante se había legalizado. Que más le podía pasar, todo estaba de maravilla para él.
Un día fue invitado al programa de Pepitito Marrone, todos sabemos que el morrón era un tipo al que no le gustaba salir en tv, pero Marrone lo llamó personalmente y lo convenció, explicandole que lo quería como participe de su proxima manifestación artística, que consistía en condimentar la torre de pisa , el morrón aceptó de inmediato. Otros invitados fueron, Norberto "Pappo" Napolitano, Pablo milanes, Carozo (el compañero de narizota que se sabía que todavía tenía gusto a aceituna), Gonzalo Quesada y como anfitriona estaría Valeria Mazza.
Todo estaba dado para la gran condimentación, todos ellos iban a ser arrojados sobre la torre desde un avión colador. En el momento en que todos estaban en el aire, un delivery en una moto paró frente a la torre, la introdujo en una caja, luego en su baúl y la llevó a la calle robamba 437 bis donde Arrigo Pizarro (dentista de felinos) la estaba esperando.
De todos los presonajes que saltaron al vacío, lo único que se sabe es que se hicieron salsa de cemento y con el adoquín de postre.
Lo que se sabe de el morrón es que al ver que se llevavan la torre, no se arrojó y ahora está trabajando en una plantación de tomates al sur de América Central norte.


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